funny Scottish epitaphs – Mr Knott from Perth
Here lies a man who was Knott born;
His father was Knott before him.
He lived Knott, and he did Knott die,
Yet underneath this stone doth lie.
Knott christened,
Knott begot.
And here he lies,
and yet was Knott.
Raymond Lamont-Brown: Scottish Epitaphs. Chambers, Edinburgh,1990
Graveyards of Scotland 
This certainly gave me a laugh.
me too when I found it 🙂
I am Knott from
And by accident to this did come
So I’ll toast with a tot
and will pass to others Knott!
Brilliant. Thank you for this comment.