Knott funny

funny Scottish epitaphs – Mr Knott from Perth

Here lies a man who was Knott born;

His father was Knott before him.

He lived Knott, and he did Knott die,

Yet underneath this stone doth lie.

Knott christened,

Knott begot.

And here he lies,

and yet was Knott.

Raymond Lamont-Brown: Scottish Epitaphs. Chambers, Edinburgh,1990


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