funny Scottish epitaphs – Mr Knott from Perth
Here lies a man who was Knott born;
His father was Knott before him.
He lived Knott, and he did Knott die,
Yet underneath this stone doth lie.
And here he lies,
and yet was Knott.
Raymond Lamont-Brown: Scottish Epitaphs. Chambers, Edinburgh,1990
This certainly gave me a laugh.
me too when I found it 🙂
I am Knott from
And by accident to this did come
So I’ll toast with a tot
and will pass to others Knott!
Brilliant. Thank you for this comment.