Funny Scottish Epitaphs: the zealous locksmith

A zealous locksmith dy’d of late

And did arrive at heaven’s gate,

He stood without and would not knock,

Because he meant to pick the lock.

Raymond Lamont-Brown: Scottish Epitaphs. Chambers, Edinburgh, 1990

	Nellie Merthe Erkenb… on graveyard attack
	JS on graveyard attack
	a leper colony in th… on The Mason’s Mausoleum
	Nellie Merthe Erkenb… on until death do them part
	Don on until death do them part

	Nellie Merthe Erkenb… on graveyard attack
	JS on graveyard attack
	a leper colony in th… on The Mason’s Mausoleum
	Nellie Merthe Erkenb… on until death do them part
	Don on until death do them part

Graveyards of Scotland by Nellie Merthe Erkenbach