Funny Scottish Epitaphs: the zealous locksmith

A zealous locksmith dy’d of late

And did arrive at heaven’s gate,

He stood without and would not knock,

Because he meant to pick the lock.

Raymond Lamont-Brown: Scottish Epitaphs. Chambers, Edinburgh, 1990

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